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 Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 6:49 pm Post subject: NIGERIAN POLICE LOL |
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Nigerian Police officers at a road block …. as motorists
are stuck in jam he stops a trailer
policeman : where is your permit
driver: hands in permit
policeman : do you have extinguisher.
driver : yes its there ….
policeman : light up your indicators
driver: exactly on point indicators work ….
policeman : do you have seat belt
driver : yes u can check …..
policeman : hoot a bit i hear …
driver: pipipipi
policeman turns to his fellow officer and says the man
has everything let’s leave let him go.
As the motorist drives away officer shouts : is your
simcard registered ?
motorist: no
officer : swine park there!. How can you drive without
registering your number what if you get accident how
will we identify you ….
Why Na?
1. You will cheat on your partner, you will still cheat
during exams.. Your be cheetah??
2. You fix eye lashes like toothbrush, tattoo your body
like vitafoam design, wear earrings like alloyrims and
you want a God fearing man.. Sorry, God won’t give his
saint to Devil’s saint, it doesn’t work that way.
3. Some girls will be scratching their buttocks in public
as if it’s recharge card…Haba!
4. Some girls handbag be looking like ballot boxes.. as if
they wanna go rig election.
5. Guys don’t put banana inside their boxers to deceive
you girls, why put foam bra and foam bum bum to
deceive guyz. You case dey heaven.
6. Girls and love of money shaaa!.. How can you be
asking me “where is my gift? “on mother’s day?.. Are
you my mother? |
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