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 Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 6:58 pm Post subject: THE WEDDING SPEECH LOL |
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Wedding speech frm girl to her in laws:
“My dear new family,I thank u for welcoming me in my
new house…
Firstly I must tell u dat my presence here should not
change ur life routines.
Those who used to do the laundry must keep on doing
it. Those cooking must keep cooking. Those cleaning
must keep cleaning.
I’ll not disturb anybody’s routine… So far as I’m
concerned, I’m here only to eat fried rice n chicken,
have FUN & entertain ur SON.
The Class Test
Akpors the lecturer in Gwagalada, University of Abuja
decided to give his students a test. He asked them to
write the answers as he read out the questions.
The Instructions says: Cancelled answers not allowed.
Akpors the Lecturer: Question 1: What’s your favorite
food? [10 mrks]
Female students were writing, Pizza, fried rice,
Hamburger, ice cream, sharwama and allsorts of
Chinese cuisine…..
Lecturer Akpors: Question 2: How do you prepare the
food? [50 marks]
Huh!! immediately, the female students started
cancelling and changing the foods to beans, cocoyam,
& abacha, bolee and porridge yam, indomine, white rice
with no soup, eba with no soup, gari n kulli
kulli…..heheh ehe Kasala bust ! |
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