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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 6:35 pm Post subject: AKPOS THEIF FRIDGE O |
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Akpos a crippled was arrested in connection of stealing
a big refrigerator. On judgment day a Judge from High
Court said, “upon looking at you, i have seen that you
cant be a thief due to your walking disability. So, since
they have disgraced you and your CV has been
destroyed i order you to take this refrigerator to be
yours from today. Let it be
your compensation”. Akpos thanked the Judge and with
joy he jumped down from his hand bicycle. He crawled
and took the refrigrator by the back going home. After
he crawled about ten metres, the Judge said, “you have
successfully shown us that you are indeed a thief. Now
you are jailed for two years imprisonment with hard
labour.
Naija Chuch
It’s only in Assemblies of God church that you will see
the pastor be like
“God shall promote you in your offices ” (everybody will
shout Amen)
” All you politicians will win your elections “(everybody
will go and give offering)
” All you gals will marry oil company workers” (every
gal will shout ride on sir we hear you)
Then the pastor will be like “All this things will happen
only if you pay your tithe, when you stop stealing
public funds and when you stop fornication in Jesus
name.. Lwkmd u won’t even hear Amen and even the
politicians that wanted to give a 10 million naira
offering via cheque will kokoma change it to 10,000
naira Hahahahaha Hahahahaha.. Na my church and I
know how e de be.. Killing sinners joy.. |
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