View topic - the village gardener :: STARMANIA
   
  FAQ Search Memberlist Usergroups Profile Register Log in  
     
 



the village gardener

 
Post new topic   Reply to topic    STARMANIA Forum Index -> STARMANIA STORIES
View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
admin
Site Admin


Joined: 03 Mar 2018
Posts: 31

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2018 8:04 am    Post subject: the village gardener Reply with quote

THE VILLAGE GARDNER.EPS 1.
Today is nkwo market day in umuagu village.the
market is one of the largest for the whole umuagu
community.people from the neighbouring village
use to come to the market to sell there goods and
services every nkwo day..any product you want to
buy.you will surely get it from the market.
Tobechukwu.tobem.were are you na.the market
people are going oo.that is the voice of my grand
mother.
ME.nnem ukwu.am here o.
G.MAMA.what are you doing na.won’t you go to
the market again?.
ME.nnem ukwu.anama bia.(i am coming).
I wore my baggi jean.and my long sleeve shirt.i
took the two bags full with palm fruit and the
other one bag full with palm kernel.and zoomed
to the market. Wait.my grand mother called me.
G.MAMA.if you are coming back.buy kpomo 100
naira.ukazi 100.fish and cra fish 200 for each.take
you own money. and bring the rest for me.you
here.
ME.i done hear mama ukwuu.let me go so that i
will come back early.
30 minutes later.i was in the market
already.without wasting much time.i sold the palm
fruit and kernel to my customer.that usual buy the
product from me.i bought the stuffs my old
woman asked me to buy.and i collected my own
pocket money.i went to uche’s shop my friend and
exchange pleasantries with him.we gist for a while
before i started going home.on my way home.i
saw tochi and her friend Amaka going to stream.
(it’s been more than a week now.i have been
telling tochi to be my girlfriend.but she was still
doing village shakara for me. She only stopped her
education at primary six.but what attracted me
most on her.was her beauty.no dout. tochi is one
of the most beautiful girl in the whole umuagu
village.no wonder the prince of our land. wanted
to marry her.but due to her poor education
background.the prince left her.i asked her to be
my girlfriend.she told me that she will thing about
it.(village girls done wise o.they are not as cheap
as you thing again.dey done learn from city
girls.guys take note.
I saw Tochi and Amaka going to the village
stream.they were gisting and laughing at the same
time(village gossip).immediately i saw them.i pulled
my baggi jean down small.for it to look a little bit
rugged.(village swagg na.lols).they were deep in
there gossip.which made them not to see me
coming.they wanted to walk pass me before i
called tochi back.
TOCHI.i bu onye.(who is that).
ME.tochi na me dey call you.can i see you please.
(she excuse her parrot friend amaka.and came
closer to me.
ME.Tochi bekee.my tochi baby.my only akwaa
eke.chai!am very very happy to see you today o.(i
said to her)how are you na?.
TOCHI.(she started blushing).am fime o.(is fine not
fime.i said to myself.
ME.were una dey go na.
TOCHI.you see us hold rubber.you still dey asked
us were we dey go.any way.we wan go fetch water
for stream.
ME.ok tobaby.erm.(i started looking at her
chest.instead of her eyes.chai! Tochi get chest
oo.see as them big like water melon.
TOCHI.haah.Tobe.this one you dey rook(look)at
me like that.biko don’t lape(rape)me o.
ME.haah.tochi how can i lape(rape) you na.you
dey funny o.
TOCHI.so you are cursing me abi.
ME.noo.how am i cursing you.
TOCHI.na lie.if you no dey curse me.why you talk
say i dey funny.what is funny?.is it not curse.
(chai!see wetin village mentality dey do this
girl.she don’t know the meaning of funny.tufia
kwa.).
ME.funny no be curse.it means your are fine well
well.(when i dey go school.were you dey.).
TOCHI.ehee.you sure.(smiling).
ME.yes na.am sure.(smiling too).
TOCHI.okay.so weting you want tell me.
ME.eheeh.tobaby.my omaricha.my tomatoe jos.my
akwaa eke.my tom tom milky milky.
TOCHI.(come see were black they blushe.she
started twisting her fingers.)you are making m
shym o.(shy)why u dey call me those sweet na.
ME.(i done get u).tobaby m.what of that thing i
told you the other day na.the thing dey make me
sleepless night o.you no say i like you well well.
TOCHI.i done hear you.make i go fetch water
finish.we go see in dis evening.and i go tell you
my mind.
ME.okay.were are we going to see na.
TOCHI.we go see for that ukwu mango.(ukwu
mango.is one of the biggest and oldest mango in
our community.it’s located near the market
side.it’s very cool and calm place to be.expecially
for lovers.coz there won’t be any disturb.).
ME.okay.i don hear you.but by what time.
TOCHI.by 6pm na.
ME.no problem.i will be there before 6pm.and
please no africa time.
TOCHI.heear.i bia kwa.which one be aflica time.
(africa time)again biko.
ME.i mean.bring something come for me.
TOCHI.okay.i will bring epee for you.(orange)bye
bye.
ME.okay.bye.see you then. She left with her friend
who has been waiting patiently for her.
They took there rubber and started going to
stream.i started looking at tochi’s ukwu(waist).the
thing was moving left right.left right.chai!chi moo.i
lost control.see ukwu wey dis girl carry only
her.na only me go dey enjoy this ukwu alone.if
she finally becomes mine.(i smiled to myself)with
this.i will surely forget my grand mother’s name.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
admin
Site Admin


Joined: 03 Mar 2018
Posts: 31

PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2018 11:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eps 2.
AT HOME.i gave my grand mother what she sent
me to buy.and i gave her the remaining
balance.she thank me and asked me to make small
soup for us.(i don’t have any sister nor brother to
help me.i was living alone with my grand
mother.so what did you expect.)i checked the time
and it was 3pm already.(i still have three hours
left.i said to myself)i went to the kitchen.and
before i could spell my name.the ukazi soup was
done.i am a very good cook of course.so don’t try
me.i made some eba.i and my grand mother ate
together.after eaten i check the time.and it was
5pm already.(it’s almost time)i took my bath.wore
my best jean trouser and a T shrt.it was 5.30
already.then i made to go.when my old woman
called me back.i went to answer her.
G.MAMA.tobem.this one you dress like this.were
are you going na.am sure you havn’t travled to the
city before.so were are you going?.(see insult.i
don’t have anybody that will take me to the
city.that why i havn’t been there.)
ME.i am not going any were.i just want to see my
friend uche.am coming.
G.MAMA.i want us to discuse something important.
ME.(not now.this woman should pack well
first).Mama ukwuu.if i come back we will discuse
the matter na.
G.MAMA.please my son.i might die before you
come back.it won’t waste much of your time.inugo
nwam.
ME.(i sat close to her with a straight face.you want
to spoil my date with my Tochi this evening.it
won’t work for you.mitchew)okay.go ahead
mama.
G.MAMA.my son.you know am geting older each
passing day.your parent died and left nothing for
me except you.we have been together for the pass
15 years since you lost your parents in motor
accident.
ME.mama.i know that i lost my parents 15 years
ago.but i don’t understand why you are bringing
the topic now.
G.MAMA.my son.what i am trying to say is.you are
25 years old now.why don’t you get married and
give me grand children before i will join my
ancestors.eeeh.nwam biko.we have many beautiful
girls in this our village that will like to settle down
with you.if you want.i can even bring one for you.
ME.mama.you have spoken well and i have heard
you.don’t worry.very soon i will get married.and
you are not going to die yet.you known.you are
the only one i have now.you will soon carry your
grand children.ooh.
G.MAMA.okay.if you say so. i even have one girl
for you.
ME.(suprised)who is that mama.
G.MAMA.(smiling)uzoma.the daughter of mazi
okoro.
ME.(God forbid.that village parrot.that don’t even
know how to speak english.not me.)haah.mama
no o.i disagree with you.i can’t marry that girl na.
G.MAMA.uzoma is a very good girl.and again she
is hard working.am sure she will make a very good
wife for you.
ME.mama see.i know that uzoma is a good girl.but
i can’t marry her.
G.MAMA.hmmm.okay o.i won’t force you to marry
who your heart don’t accept.but did you have
anybody in mine?.
ME.(smiling)yes.
G.MAMA.who is she.my son.
ME.(my tochi)don’t worry mama.you will soon
know her.
G.MAMA.okay.all i know is.you should marry an
give me grand children.
ME.ok mama. Check the time.and it was already
6.15pm.chai!am late o.with full speed i left my
grand mother.to ukwu mango.tochi must be
waiting for me by now.from our house to ukwu
mango is just 20minutes journey.i got to the
venue panting.i looked around and saw Tochi
siting alone backing me.i went closer to were she
was sitting and held her left hand from
behinde.she shouted in fear and wanted to run
away.but i held her hand very tight.she turn
around forcefuly.and faced me.
ME.tochi.is me tobe.don’t be afraid.
TOCHI.so you want me to get H.B.P.abi.(she hit
me at my chest playful).
ME.no na.my baby can’t get h.b.p..
TOCHI.am not your baby o.i am 23 years now.so
am not tataa(baby)again.i don dey wait for you
since morning here.and you just dey come now.
ME.(since morning kwa)sorry dear.i was helping
my grand mother in the kitchen thats why.
TOCHI.so you fit cook.
ME.yes na.more than you self.
TOCHI.na lie.you no fit cook pass me.can you
cook ofe uziza and ugbogoro.
ME.i can cook uziza.but ugbogoro is very hard.i
can’t cook that one.
TOCHI.i can cook
uziza.ugbogoro.ugu.egusi.ukazi.all of them.
ME.wow.you are trying o.that means if i marry
you.you will be cooking them for me.(i said
smiling).
TOCHI.hmmm.ibia kwa.(you have come again).
ME.so tobaby.what do you have to say on what i
told you.
TOCHI.okay.i don hear.i go be your girlfriend.(she
said shyly.)i was very happy to hear that from
her.very soon i will get marry to her i move closer
to her and hugged her.
ME.my tobaby.am very happy to hear that.you
won’t regret it okay.
TOCHI.okay o.
ME.very soon.i will get marry to you.then we will
leave together as husband and wife.
TOCHI.you want to marry me.(she said in a
suprise tone).
ME.yes na.i will marry you.are you not happy.
TOCHI.i happy o.you go first come see my papa
and mama na.
ME.yes.i will work harder.so that i will get the
money to pay your bride prize.
TOCHI.how.
ME.don’t worry.just watch and see.you hear.
TOCHI.i don hear.i fit help you.if you want.
TBC.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
Free Forum






PostPosted:      Post subject: ForumsLand.com

Back to top
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic    STARMANIA Forum Index -> STARMANIA STORIES All times are GMT
Page 1 of 1

 
Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
 
     


Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group